How Many Christians Does it Take to Change A Light Bulb?

How many charismatics does it take to change a lightbulb?  10, 1 to change the bulb and 9 to pray against the spirit of darkness.

How many Presbyterians does it take to change a lightbulb?  None.  God has predestined when the light will be on.  Presbyterians don’t change lightbulbs.  They simply read the instructions and pray that the bulb has been chosen to be changed.

How many Roman Catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?  None, candles only.

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?  At least 15, 1 to change the bulb and 3 committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.

How many Episcopalians does it take the change a lightbulb?  8, 1 to call the electrician and 7 to say how much they like the old 1 better.

How many Methodists does it take to change a lightbulb?  It’s undetermined.  Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you’re loved.  You can be a lightbulb, turnip bulb or tulip bulb.  Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday, July 25.  Bring a bulb of your choice and a covered dish.

How many Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?  Change?

How many “Disciples of Christ” folks does it take to change a lightbulb?  Answer #1: It doesn’t matter as long as we have communion.  Answer #2:  I’ll have you know my grandmother gave that light bulb.  If you change it, I’m leaving!

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